why didn't you poke me back
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Randomize
