i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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