some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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