nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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