Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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