i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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