As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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