life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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