pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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