He disabled his match.com account in front of me
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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