We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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