is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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