Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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