Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I think people are normalizing furries
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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