I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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