my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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