Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Randomize
