i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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