Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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