Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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