I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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