Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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