Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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