she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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