yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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