Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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