pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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