I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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