Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Randomize
