Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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