3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
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