so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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