I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize