do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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