Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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