Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
