If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Sext me about skeletons
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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