We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize