Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Randomize