It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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