she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
