I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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