He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
