yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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