i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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