Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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