Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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