..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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