u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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