The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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