Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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