Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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