You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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